I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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