You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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