Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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