8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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