i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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