$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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