I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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