ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
love makes seman taste better
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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