She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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