Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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