Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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