how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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