No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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