I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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