Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Michael Bay diarrhea
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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