Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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