you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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