Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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