So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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