they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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