Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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