Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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