People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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