And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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