i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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