Nicole vs. Life
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
