she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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