apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
