He is an equal opportunity slut.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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