It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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