is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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