we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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