if you like me you must not know who I am
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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