She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Randomize
