i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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