p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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