I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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