You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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