Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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