Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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