We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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