I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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