Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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