that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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