I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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