Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
God, I missed his penis.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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