I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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