hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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