would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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