And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.