Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.