at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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