Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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