So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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