1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I smell like Dick and happiness
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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